What's the difference between Achchhe Din and Karan-Arjun?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Karan-Arjun Aa Gaye The!
Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.
Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!
Don't drink and drive is old,
Don't drink and bath is new!
I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.
#Srideviisnomore
And now they say it's accidental drowning.
.
.
.
So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!
#Srideviisnomore
A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:
Hindustan Leaver!
Two idioms facing extinction:
1. As safe as a bank
2. He's a real gem!
Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...
Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...
Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!
Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!