Amit Shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat.
Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST.
182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99
Gujarati's are real businessmen!
News: 3rd double hundred by Rohit Sharma in ODI.
Anushka: Papa Sahi Kehte The, Sharma Ji Ka Ladka Best Tha!
Breaking News:
The Election Commission has denied any immediate plans to merge with BJP!
VK and AS are now married.
Ab 'ViKAS' Hoga!
Waiting for Modi Ji to say "Mitron... Virat Ki Shaadi Bhi Tabhi Hui Jab Kendra Mein BJP Ki Sarkar Hai. Kya Yeh Achhe Din Nahi Hain Mitrono?"
In response Rahul Gandhi will say "Dekhiye... Kendra Mein BJP Sarkar Hai Aur Virat-Anushka Ko Italy Mein Ja Kar Shaadi Karni Padi. Kya Yahi 'MAKE IN INDIA' Hai Modi Ji Ka?"
#femalefoeticide
A girl from India becomes Miss World,
Where most of the girls are made to miss the World!
So much protest against Bhansali for distorting history... but no voice raised against South Indian actors for distorting Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Medical Science, Engineering, Logic. etc...
Note-Bandhi Kya Hui 'Chillar' Miss World Jeet Gayi!
Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:
Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue
Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!
Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!