US Dollar almost touches 64:
Exporters meet at Hotel Taj;
And Importers meet at Apollo Heart Institute!
Dollar on escalator;
Rupee on ventilator!
Forget 50% off season sale on Zara, Mango or Vero Moda .
I am waiting for my local vegetable vendor to announce sale on Tomatoes, Onions, Potatoes, etc.
For the first time in the history of India, Necessity, Comfort and Luxury are available at the same price.
Onions Rs. 75
Petrol Rs. 75
Beer Rs. 75 Thanx Government
Congress wants to ban jokes;
BJP wants to ban meat;
Anna is against alcohol;
And Ramdev preaches against drug abuse.
Isn't this Discrimination against PUNJABIS in general?
TV channels are showing "Aashiqui 2" on Independence Day. So be prepared to be shown 'Border' on' Valentines' day!
News: Sand prices in Noida up 60% in a year and onion prices up 45% in 2 weeks in Delhi.
And we were stupid enough to invest in land and buildings!
Indians are so incompetent that rulers come from Italy and voters from Bangladesh!
The Indian Parliament should be pronounced as the INDIAN ARLIAENT because the PM is silent!
India is a developing country. Proof:
1. Soon we'll surpass China in terms of population.
2. Soon we'll surpass US in number of states!