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I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.
She has done nothing!

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Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!
#ElectionPromiseBihar

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Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;
Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections

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We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!

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The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
It was quite the oar deal!

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What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it!

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Congratulations, Trump!
You finally passed a test! #POTUSCOVID

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Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.
UK Court: Which car?
Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!

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Breaking NEWS:
The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!

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3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:
-Sushant smoked weed
-Rhea bought him the weed
-Weed is illegal
-Rhea must be punished!