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BMC demolishes Kangana Ranaut's office:
In the battle of Goliaths, David takes the bullet!
#BharatforKangana

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If Indian journalism goes any lower, they will hit oil!

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India searching for its old GDP.
Punjab searching for its old DGP!

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Hard work pays off:
The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy!

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New task coming:
Spend 9 minutes at 9 pm on 9th September on the terrace with a Thali, screaming "Grow GDP, Grow"!

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Congratulations, you have successfully made it to the end of August!
Welcome to level 9 of Jumanji!
#coronavirus

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Do not lie, do not steal, do not cheat.
The government hates competition!

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Find someone who will protect you like Mumbai police tried protecting Rhea Chakraborty!

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Successfully completed an online Rafale fighter training course of 32 hours on Indian news channels!

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After a long journey of 8500 kms, the Rafale jets finally reached Ambala Airbase yesterday.
Today the jets will be flown to Chandigarh, Sector 28 market, taken to fit extra accessories like rubber floor mats, dark tinted film, Pioneer Deck with 1 Subwoofer, 2 speakers & 2 Tweeters, Mud Flaps, Air Freshener, Reverse horn and a small silver idol of Modi on the dashboard. Phew!