Coronavirus made me realize that the only solution to any problem is avoiding people!
By imposing 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM curfew timings, Modi Ji has turned the whole country into a girls' hostel!
Bahut Din Rehne Wale Mehmaan Ki Izzat Kam Ho Jaati Hai.
Kuch Aisa Hi Iss Virus Ke Saath Bhi Hua Hai. Koi Seriously Ab Isse Le Hi Nahi Raha!
Heck of a job, Donald.
You have managed to bring back the 1918 Pandemic, the 1929 Depression, and the 1968 Race Riots all at the same time!
China manufacturing "Boycott China" Tshirts in anticipation of great demand from India!
The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
Home Ministry directives on lockdown 5 in simpler term:
You're simply on your own!
India markets now totally decoupled from world markets.
DOW FUT +300
DAX FUT +300
NIKKIE +250
Hangsang +400
Nifty -300
#Atamnirbhar
At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.
Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand "Covid Relief Package"!