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Corona didn't break the system;
Corona exposed a broken system!

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Atmaa (Spirit)
Nir (Water)
Bhar (Full Glass)

A spirited view of PM's advice!

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We live in a generation where robots are named Sophia and kids are named X ¯ A-12
#ElonMuskBaby

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Who led the digital transformation of education?
A) The UGC
B) The MHRD
C) COVID-19

Both UGC and MHRD are visionary bodies, but the third COVID 19 didn't have an antibody.
The biggest secret of transformation.

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Shocked seeing the queue at the liquor stores?
Just wait for the beauty parlors to open!

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Liquor sales cross 1000 cr across India. Biggest history created.
3 cheers to Indian Bewads to save the Indian economy.
The Government has decided to throw Namkeen packets from helicopters on all the brave warriors standing in queue to buy liquor!

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Mera Desh Badal Raha Hai:
The father went for jogging
The brother went to the grocery store;
The sister went to the medical store.
And all 3 met at the liquor store!

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Today during cleaning, I sprayed sanitizer on the set-top box by mistake. Now my TV is not showing Zee News, Republic TV, Aaj Tak and ABP News!

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A friend just informed me that the central govt is creating a new Dept. of Clarifications.
Because, with this govt, people wait for clarifications as soon a notification or order is issued!

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Those who took Trump disinfectant quote out of context is the reason why we have directions on shampoo bottles!