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Why did Arnab Goswami's interrogation go on for 12 hours?
Cops were waiting for 11 hrs 55 mins for a chance to speak!

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Me at the barbershop:
Barber: Head Massage Kar Du?
Me: Kar Do, Kaun Se Tel Se?
Barber: Almond Oil is for ₹250
Me: Navratna?
Barber: ₹150
Me: Coconut Oil?
Barber: ₹100Me: Isse Sasta Nahi Hai Kuch?
Barber: Oye Chhotu, Crude Oil Ka Barrel Nikaalo!

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Anybody wants anything from London.
Vijay Mallya is coming!

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Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don't want to miss Spring!

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First:
SOUND CHECK (22/03)
Second:
LIGHT CHECK (05/04)
Third:
FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04)
#9Baje9Minute

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Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again:
After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'!

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Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!

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In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!

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Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain?
Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti?
Quite a comeback after 200 years!
Indian ruling Britain!

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Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklo Dosto,
Bahar Police wale PUBG Khel Rahe Hain!