PM Modi 2016 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se 1000 Aur 500 Ke Note Nahi Chalenge.
PM Modi 2020 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se Log Hi Nahi Chalenge.
Take care and stay home for each other!
#Stayathome
Trump woke up after listening to India clapping/Crackers/whistling and calls Modi -
Trump: Did you invent any drug to treat Corona?
Modi: No
Trump: Did you stop further cases?
Modi: No
Trump: Then why all this celebration?
Modi: In our Bollywood, after a few serious scenes we have a song and dance sequence which has nothing to do with the story or plot. We were just following the formula!
Dear friends, I'm having a quarantine party tomorrow.
None of you are invited!
#JantaCurfew
Okay, I'm done with the 90 days trial of 2020. How do I unsubscribe?
#Covid_19
#Coronavirus
Quarantine changing into Quarrelentine!
#workfromhome
Trump will be forever as the President that was full of s*it the entire country ran out of toilet paper!
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
I asked the staff in the supermarket where I could find some nuts.
He said they are all in the toilet roll & hand sanitizer aisle buying more than what they need!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19
The worldwide Coronvirus cases count resemble the medal tally at Olympics.
China leading, followed by US and European countries. Like always, India is way down the table and this time I am happy about India's performance!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19
Rich people are buying Real Estate right now while poor people are buying Toilet Paper!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19