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PM Modi 2016 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se 1000 Aur 500 Ke Note Nahi Chalenge.
PM Modi 2020 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se Log Hi Nahi Chalenge.
Take care and stay home for each other!
#Stayathome

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Trump woke up after listening to India clapping/Crackers/whistling and calls Modi -
Trump: Did you invent any drug to treat Corona?
Modi: No
Trump: Did you stop further cases?
Modi: No
Trump: Then why all this celebration?
Modi: In our Bollywood, after a few serious scenes we have a song and dance sequence which has nothing to do with the story or plot. We were just following the formula!

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Dear friends, I'm having a quarantine party tomorrow.




None of you are invited!
#JantaCurfew

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Okay, I'm done with the 90 days trial of 2020. How do I unsubscribe?
#Covid_19
#Coronavirus

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Quarantine changing into Quarrelentine!
#workfromhome

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Trump will be forever as the President that was full of s*it the entire country ran out of toilet paper!

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What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

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I asked the staff in the supermarket where I could find some nuts.
He said they are all in the toilet roll & hand sanitizer aisle buying more than what they need!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19

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The worldwide Coronvirus cases count resemble the medal tally at Olympics.
China leading, followed by US and European countries. Like always, India is way down the table and this time I am happy about India's performance!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19

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Rich people are buying Real Estate right now while poor people are buying Toilet Paper!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19