I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing!
Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;
Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!
~ Bulleh Shah
#RamJanambhoomiBabriMasjid
Police: We want justice.
Judge: Where is your lawyer?
#LawyersvsDelhiPolice
Delhi Mein Ulti Ganga Beh Rahi Hai...
Police Protection Maang Rahi Hai Aur Lawyers Justice!
Unfortunate person is the one, who had:
planned a trip via Cox and Kings on Jet Flight;
invested in PMC Bank FD & DHFL NCDs;
purchased a flat in Lokhandwala Minerva;
got stake in Gitanmjali shares;
and currently staying in Delhi NCR!
Conversation in heaven:
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
American: I died because of a hurricane.
Delhiite: I was doing Yoga in the morning!
To whichever country that he goes, our prime minister tells people in that country, 'Come, set up your business in India'.
I am very happy and excited about his current visit to Thailand!
Delhi smog situation is worsening.
Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
Men smoke cigarettes;
Adults smoke cigar;
Legends stay in Delhi-NCR
Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig!