Paneer can only be a starter in Tamil Nadu, never the main course!
The biggest winner is not Donald Trump but Melania Trump, who can finally call herself the first lady instead of the third wife!
First time a Politician(Donald Trump) did what he promised and the whole world went crazy!
Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president.
Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on?
Walt Disney also could not have imagined this!
Akhilesh: We will give 50 seats to Congress.
Sonia: Rahul will give 3 speeches.
Akhilesh: 70.
Sonia: 2 speeches.
Akhilesh: 100.
Sonia: 1 speech.
Akhilesh: 105.
Sonia: Deal final, no speech.
Petrol and Diesel are so lucky, they get a hike every month!
"Bhaiyon Aur Behno, I will address you next on 31st Dec.
Jyada Peena Mat, Saara Nasha Utaar Dunga!"
New Caution in Markets:
Investments are subject to Modi risks please watch his speeches carefully !
Suresh Kalmadi is made life president of Indian Olympics Association.
This is more surprising than America's choice of President!
Desh Mein Rehna Hai Toh 2.5 Lakh Ka Hisaab Dena Padega...
Warna 9000 Crore Lekar Desh Chhodd Do!