RBI has changed its norms 126 times in the last 43 days, which is slightly less than the number of times a girl changes her DP!
Supreme court has decided 'No liquor shops on 'National Highways'
And Punjab has decided to close down all National Highways!
If you think 2016 was the worst, let me remind you that getting change of Rupees 2000 note won't be easy in 2017 either!
The Prime Minister said,
"Go Cashless"...
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Only ATMs have taken it seriously!
The idea of cashless economy is brilliant, but the idea of cashless banks and cashless ATMs is simply mind numbing!
A brilliant thought:
If banks charge us for insufficient funds why don't we charge them for insufficient cash?
Finance Minister says people's problems are only for one or two quarters.
Actually he is right because after one or two quarters usually people forget all their problems!
A new survey by Modi Government:
How much satisfied you are with demonetisation?
A) 100%
B) A
C) B
D) C
Next up National Anthem to be played in ATM queues to instill patriotism amongst disgruntled citizens!
ATM Machines are the first ones to support Narendra Modi's Vision of Cash-Less Economy!