Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.
Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
Achhe Din Aane Wale Hain:
Now Govt. is going to take away all your 'Unregistered Properties' back.
Have you registered your 'Marriage'?
We have our own financial calendar now, starting 9th November 2016.
BC - Before Currency
AD - After Demonetisation
Reporter: Sir, what's your opinion on demonetisation?
Lalu Prasad Yadav: Mushkil Se Intolerance Bolna Seekha Tha... Ab Sasura Yeh Bhi Seekhna Padega!
Meanwhile, Bill Gates is confident that even with white money, Indians will buy pirated Windows!
Fidel Castro: I will not die till America is destroyed.
America elects Trump as President.
Castro: Well, then...!
Two pieces of unconnected news:
Saturday was exclusively reserved for Senior Citizens at the banks.
Air India canceled several of its flights on Saturday as most of their cabin crew had applied for leave!
The statement that increases an Indian Man's heartbeat & brings about fear "Aaji Sunte Ho!" is now in the 2nd spot.
"Mere Pyaare Deshwasiyon" has now taken over the 1st place!
If things will continue like this the government would have to introduce UDHAR card!
As a responsible citizen, during heavy traffic, please immediately give way when you see a...
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