DeMonetisation reminds me of the Sheep who cheered when their leader promised them a blanket each.
Till one sheep asked where will the wool come from?
Heard in a bank:
"Sir, can I wash this ink mark with water?"
"No"
"What if I use soap?"
"No"
"Shampoo?"
"Never"
"How long will it last?"
"Almost a year."
"Then please apply some in my hair. I am tired of these ordinary dyes"
Donald Trump has decided that he won't take the Presidential salary.
This man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes!
Gandhari: I sent my 100 sons to stand in ATM queue and got 250,000 based on per person limit.
Kunti: That's nothing, with my Pandavas, I withdrew Rs 12.5 lakh for Draupadi's wedding based on Rs 2.5 lakh per wedding limit!
My wife complained that we don't spend enough time together.
Taking her to the ATM tonight!
Punjabis to PM Modi:
Either tell liquor shops to accept old notes or ask banks to sell liquor.
We can't stand in two lines in a single day!
BJP leader Reddy spent 500 crores on his daughter's wedding and BJP wants others to do their daughters' wedding within 2.5 lakh!
Do you know why India's Test captain Virat Kohli impressed by the government's move on DeMonetisation?
Because it is a PayTM series!
This weekend picnic spots:
SBI
HDFC
ICICI
PNB
IDBI
AXIS
DENA
YES BANK
Donald Trump truly made history...
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He won an argument against a woman!