A recently fired stock trader said...
"This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"
Donald Trump is next President but the biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife!
Saala Aaj-Kal Aisa Lag Raha Hai Ki Jaise Indian Currency Le Ke Main Foreign Mein Ghoom Raha Hun!
Two days America will never forget - 9/11 and 11/9.
First one they were bombed and the second on they bombed themselves!
A great idea by a husband. He asks his CA.
I have deposited Rupees 5 lakhs in my wife's account. Are you sure IT people will arrest my wife or should I deposit more?
A new doubt of Commerce Students:
Should we show *Cash In Hand* on the assets or liability side?
Cash deposits of up to 2.5 lakhs made by dear housewives, won't invite IT attention...
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it's a great opportunity to declare undeclared wives!
Friends meeting after years.
1st Friend: How are you? How are the children? Where are they?
2nd Friend: Eldest son in SBI, his wife in ICICI. The second son in HDFC, his wife in Canara Bank. Youngest daughter, not married, in Axis Bank.
1st Friend: So all well settled in Bank jobs?
2nd Friend: No, they are all standing in the queues there!
According to latest RBI notification, the full form of ATM has been temporarily changed to...
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Aayega To Milega!
You can deposit your 500 & 1000 notes even after 31 December.
Two banks in Delhi have been specially assigned the task of accepting your notes for as long as it is needed. The two banks are:
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Both the banks of the Yamuna!