This Diwali, I swear I will not eat Mysore Pak, unless it's re-named Mysore India!
And now Raj Thackeray is wondering which word was it that Fadnavis and the media did not understand.
He thinks he made it very clear that Rs 5 crore was to be paid to the 'SENA'.
So, what is this talk of donating the amount to the Armed Forces Welfare Fund?
Somewhere in Tamil Nadu
Teacher: Why were you absent for 3 days?
Student: Lakshmi died.
Teacher: Who Lakshmi?
Student: My Appa's wife.
Teacher: Why don't you say your Amma died.
Student: If I say Amma died, police will arrest me!
To counter BRICS, Pakistan aligns with Rwanda, Iraq, Congo, Kazakhstan, and Somalia.
They are calling themselves PRICKS!
Earlier, Pierce Brosnan would wait for MI6 orders to go on a mission.
Now he just takes 'Supaaris'!
The biggest contribution of Rahul Gandhi to India's progress is that he is unmarried and hasn't produced any more Gandhi!
Pierce Brosnan: Ek Paan Bahar Dena.
Paan Wala: Yeh Lo.
Pierce Brosnan Gives 5 Rs.
Paanwala: Sahab 7.50 Rs. Ka Hai.
Pierce Brosnan: Dhai Another Day!
Men enter politics solely as a result of being unhappily married!
Pakistan Mein Doosra Sabse Zyada Bola Jaane Wala Angrezi Shabd: "Surgical Strike".
Pehla Abhi Bhi Wahi Hai: "Our Boys Played Well"!
So sad that because of 95% of terrorists, 5% innocent Pakistanis are blamed!