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SUDDEN LEE!
Narendra Modi just extended the Swachcha Bharat Abhiyaan across the border!
Pakistan Stock Exchange is Trading higher, because of the possible merger with Bombay Stock Exchange post-war!
Breaking News:
Pakistan files a case in International Court of Justice against Surgical Strikes by India.
Issues raised:
1. Consent for surgery not taken.
2. Counseling about surgery not provided.
3. Anesthesia not given before surgery.
4. Post-Surgical care not provided.
5. Surgeons strike is un-constitutional.
6. Mediclaim refused by the USA.
Dear Pakistani terrorists,
You don't need to cross LOC for getting killed. Army has started home delivery.
Special festive season offer!
Hearing about the surgical strike on Border, Rahul Gandhi said he will support all the surgeons who went on strike!
Now doctors go on strike protesting against the Indian army's entry into the medical profession (surgical strikes)!
Google just turned 18, I've been asking some very inappropriate questions to someone underage for quite awhile!
Aaj-Kal Poori Delhi Mein "MCD" Ka Raaz Hai.
M = Malaria
C = Chikungunya
D = Dengue
Booking starts for residential plots @Rs.100/- per square feet.
Location: Gandhi Nagar, Lahore, Shastri Park Islamabad and Tilak Marg Rawalpindi.
Booking Open, Possession after the war!