JOB in Airtel:
Send your resume to careers@airtel.in
Last Date: 30th Dec 2016
Location: Mumbai
Salary: 95,000/- per month
Job Description: To sit on Airtel tower & stop JIO signals!
While Patanjali continues to grow stronger by the day... Pitt-Angelie have collapsed and decided to part ways!
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Samsung users are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years"!
May your day be just a little bit brighter knowing that even Brad Pitt can get dumped!
Brad Pitt cheated on Angelina Jolie. If someone that gorgeous can get cheated on, no one is safe!
After hearing of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's imminent divorce, Baba Ramdev's Patanjali is introducing a new anti-divorce herbal medicine.
He's calling it Pitt-Angeli!
A good tweet worth a thousand words:
They killed my men again. I scared them with my tweets again. #UriAttack
Welcome to #India, the Talking Nation.
For Action, we watch movies!
A high-level meeting in Delhi just concluded.
Tasking has already been done, all the terrorist camps in Pakistan will be targeted simultaneously along with the destruction of nuclear sites. Rahil Sharif and Nawaz Sharif will be abducted in the upcoming movie of Kabeer Khan!
Breaking news:
After Railways' Surge Pricing, Sulabh Shauchalay follows suit!
Introduces more charge for emergency... it will be called 'Urge Pricing'!
Once Water asked Alcohol, "Why do people love you more than me?"
Alcohol said,"Because, you divide people, I unite them!"