Kapil Sharma pays Rs 15 cr tax. And bribes merely 5 lakh! Bahut Na-Insaafi Hai!
Even beggars in India make more than this per day!
He's short changing. Kanjoos. He should be fined a crore and a half. He has dared shame National Bribe Index!
Nautanki Kahin Ka!
IPhone 7 is being launched on September 7. Now I'll finally be able to afford an IPhone.
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IPhone 5!
Reliance: Jio!
Rest of the Operators: Jeene Do!
After Jio, Next, Ambani will be getting into alcohol business calling it Reliance Pio... where alcohol will be free... only snacks will be charged!
If you lie to the government, it's felony. But if they lie to you, it's politics!
Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.
All properties now have a lake view!
Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...
Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!
Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.
Executive: May I know your address?
Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road!
Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.
Examples: Signature Tower Choke,
Hero Honda Choke,
Iffco Choke,
Kataria Choke,
Badshahpur Choke,
Rajiv Choke,
Gurugram Renamed As Gurujam
Sidhu resigned from Rajya Sabha, to join AAP.
Another example of a person quitting a full-time job and joining Startup!