BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!
Stress Buster on Smriti Irani's exit from the HRD Ministry...
Aaj Phir Ek Beti Ke Haath Se Kitaab Chheen Kar Silai Machine Thama Di Gayi Hai!
The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.
Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!
If Arvind Kejriwal had been British PM they could have gone both ways.
#Bremain on odd days and #Brexit on even days.
#Brexit to be followed by
Grexit
Departugal
Italeave
Fruckoff
Czechout
Oustria
Finish
Slovlong
Latervia
Byegium
ISRO successfully launched 20 satellites.
On learning this, Amitabh Bachchan and Jatinder have approached ISRO and requested to launch their sons too!
Guy 1: Udta Punjab has been banned.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Drugs problem in Punjab.
Guy 2: Punjab Mein Drugs Problem Nahi Hai, Sab Aaram Se Milta Hai!
Udta Punjab
Wrong name
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Rulda Punjab
Kejriwal has become a CM
Kiran Bedi has become a Lt. Governor
V.K. Singh has become a Minister
Salute to Anna Hazare whose campus placement is 100%
Reporter: Sir, what is your strategy for the upcoming elections in Kerala?
Rahul: I don't like that vegetable.