If Gurgaon becomes Gurugram then,
Kolkata: Kilogram
Mumbai: Milligram
Chennai: Centigram
Telangana: Telegram
And soon India will be Instagram!
A documentary on Kingfisher planes
- Saare Zameen Par!
Mrs Owaisi: I love you.
Owaisi: OK.
Mrs Owaisi: Won't you say I love you?
Owaisi: It's not written in the constitution!
It was known that PM Modi would take on Kejriwal someday. But never imagined it would be such a vicious attack...
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Banning Corex cough syrup? That's inhuman, Mr. PM!
Vijay Mallya loan recovery started
Petrol and Diesel price hike
Petrol increased by ₹ 3.07
Diesel increased by ₹ 1.90
This is really a confusion!
The person who made liquor is in debt.
Gov't who sold liquor also is in debt.
People who drink this also is in debt.
Then where is the money?
Vijay Mallya was always in Dire Straits...
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Money for nothing and Chicks for free!
I went to an SBI branch and found it freshly painted, all in white. Felt good. I asked the branch manager if he initiated the renovation. He said, "Nahi Sir, Vijay Mallya Chunna Laga Geya!"
As per the laws of Physics, generally a Liquid drowns anything and the Air lifts it.
But Mallya was lifted by Liquid and drowned by Air!
Lalit Modi: Dude, we're both NRIs now.
Vijay Mallya: How?
Lalit Modi: I'm Non-Returning Indian and you're Non-Repaying Indian!