If Mallya would have taken VC funding instead of bank loans, he would be a keynote speaker at every startup event sharing "Lessons from failure & challenges of scale" vs. "Hiding as a criminal in the uk"!

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Normally... 'Spirit' leaves and the 'body' is left behind!
But in Mallya's case... 'Body' left and the 'spirit' is left behind!

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Jitna Hum JNU Ke Chhatron Ko Desh Drohi Ke Liye Condemn Karte Hain, Utna Hi Holi Pe Saste Chinese Colours Kharidne Waalon Ko Bhi Karna Chahiye!

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Bikini Bikini Ke Chakkar Mein, Company Toh Ek Din Bikni Hi Thi!

Ravi Shankar mastered 'The Art of Living'.
Vijay Mallya practiced 'The Art of Leaving'!

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Vijay Mal-Liya.💷💰
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Aur Bhaag Liya!🏃✈

It's neither in our principle to pay interest, nor it's in our interest to pay the principal.
~ Vijay Mallya, Author of The Theory of Borrowing

Jaat: Phone Mein Gaane Hain?
Me: Hain!
Jaat: Whatsapp Pe Backward Kar De.
Me: You mean Forward?
Jaat: Nahi Hum Backward Karwate Hain!

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Honey Singh's advice to Sharapova - Ena Vi Na Dope Shope 'Maria' Karo!

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It's an excellent budget if you are are a non-smoker who has an Aadhaar Card... but has lost his degree certificate; and plans to launch a loss-making startup this year!

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