Breaking News:
After watching so much 'Exuberance' & 'Drama' at JNU
'ISIS' & 'Lashkar' are planning to visit JNU for 'Campus Recruitment'!
Request to Railway Minister,
Sir whether you lower the train fare or not, please increase the length of the chain of the bathroom mug.
It doesn't reach where it is supposed to!
Future exam pattern in India:
General students - Answer all questions.
General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)
OBC - Write any question.
SC - Only read questions.
ST - Thank you for coming.
Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.
Koi ₹251 Mein Smartphone De Raha Hai
Koi Free WiFi
Koi Jokes Banane Ke Liye Material
Kaun Kehta Hai Neta Matlabi Hote Hain!
The volatile stock market affects human beings and their best friends...
Message from China:
Last month, market was good, my dog what I ate.
Last week, market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
Yesterday, market crashed, I ate my dog.
In Bihar:
Boy: Chalo Aaj Tumhein 5 Star Hotel Mein Khana Khilata Hun.
Girl: Get lost.
Boy: Achha Chalo Aao Samosa Khilata Hun.
Girl: Awwww... I love you!
Sanjay Dutt to be released on Feb 25.
Or maybe he is being expelled from jail for low attendance!
Thought for the day:
Cutting down on Rajmah Chawal, Chole Bhature and Mooli Ke Paranthe might bring down air pollution by 50 percent in Delhi.
Rajmah on even days and Chole on odd!
Everyone has their share of problems.
In Delhi,
People don't know which car to take out today?
In Dubai,
People don't know which wife to take out today?
In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!
Everyone is checking it out!