Boy: Baby, I love you. Let's move in together.
Girl: Umm. You do know the government is reading our chats, right?
Boy: Chalo Bahan, Saath Mil Kar Bharat Ko Swachh Banayein!
What the dislike button on FB means in India:
Chup Be
Kaminee
Bhag Saale
Chal Jhoothi
Munh Dho Ke Aa
Shakal Dekhi Hai?
If you ain't broke, we'll fix it.
~ Apple
Iphone 6S released!
One more thing added to the list of things 'I cannot afford to buy.'
Husband: Have you heard about 'Raja Dashrath'?
Wife: Yes, I've.
Husband: He had 3 wives.
Wife: Yes, I know that.
Husband: So I can also have two more wives.
Wife: Have you heard of 'Indrani Mukharjea'?
Husband: I was just joking you get emotional on small things.
By the end of the interrogation of Sheena Bora murder case, Indrani will convince the Mumbai Police Commissioner to become her next husband!
Just in:
Keeping in mind... Indrani Mukherjea's case, the govt. should also implement OWOT - "One Wife One Tension" Plan!
Next KBC Ke Fastest Finger First Ka Question:
Indrani Ke In Patiyon Ko Pehle Se Baad Ke Kram Mein Lagayen!
Lo Kar Lo Baat
Sab Mile Huye Hain, Thailand Sadak Modi Ji Ne Rahul Gandhi Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye Banayi Hai!
Bhai Saheb, Yeh Tihar Se Kitni Der Mein Pahunchenge Bangkok Nayi Road Se?