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6 relationships
5 husbands
4 weddings
3 kids
2 Nillion fortune 1 murder
And she's just 45.
Indrani Mukherjea - ideal young achiever!

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Indrani Mukerjea Ne Toh Sach Mein Maa-Behan Ek Kar Di!

Dollar on an escalator
Rupee on a ventilator
Nation in ICU
We are in coma
Onions in showroom
May God bless India!

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New unitary method/ measure introduced in Indian schools with immediate effect:
After Million, Billion, Trillion, The fourth larger unit is
"Onion'... and such rich people are called 'Onionaires'!

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Breaking News:
Pyaaz Khareedne Ke Liye Aaj Bahut Se Logon Ne Apne Share Beche!

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The only way to save the Rupee is to have it tie a Rakhi to the Dollar and say,
"Bhai, Meri Raksha Karna!"

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Modi Ji ne Kaha: Mittro "Gas Subsidy" Chhodo.
Subsidy To Koi Chhod Nahi Raha, Sirf Gas Chhod Rahe Hain!

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Look at Yakub Memon execution's minute details:
Wake up call 3:30 in the morning.
Talk with relatives.
Mantra Prathna.
Getting ready in new clothes.
Breakfast of choice.
It reminds me... same thing happened to me on my marriage day!

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Fly & Fly.
I am Born With Potential,
I am Born With Idea,
I am Born With Greatness,
I am Born With Courage,
I Will Defeat The Problem and Succeed,
I am Not For Crawling Because I Will Fly.
~Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

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Hyundai launches SUV Creta.
So basically in the future... if anyone buys a second hand Creta, it will be someone's excreta!

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