#GreeceCrisis:
Waqt Ki Maar To Dekh Ghalib...
Duniya Jeetne Wale Sikander Ka Desh Aaj Diwaliya Ho Geya!
Pankaja Munde, Smriti Irani, Sushma Swaraj aur Vasundhara Raje,...
Ek Baat Toh Nischit Ho Gayi Hai - Modi Ji Ki Kundli Mein "Aurat Sukh" Nahi Likha Hai!
Since so many people tried out Yoga for the first time today...
22nd June is been declared as the "International Body Ache Day"!
BREAKING NEWS:
Central govt. planning to promulgate an ordinance to ban newly-married from going abroad for Honeymoon.
Because Modi wants to promote "MAKE IN INDIA`!
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes!
Always felt there was something wrong with MAGGIE, having such a feminine name and getting ready in "two minutes"?
Highly suspicious
NSE and BSE held a meeting today...
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To decide whether Nestle should be in Metal Index or FMCG.
Saala Daaru Toh Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai,
Warna Kidney Kharab Toh Maggi Ne Bhi Ki Hai!
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong!
The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead,
the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and the ladies would have turned to Apsaras!