Unbelievable! Yesterday's Newshour was without Arnab Goswami.
That's like Maggi without lead!
Sep Bhoop Singh was walking through a grave yard, some one tapped on his shoulder, but he ignored it.
Then some one caught his leg. He stopped and looked back, a hand had come out of the grave holding his leg and asking him
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"OROP" Aa Geya?
Breaking news:
Air Force Mirage lands on express way...
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Pilot shows I card at toll plaza for exemption, And in turn the toll guy says 'Yeh Nahi Chalega' "Three" wheeler Ka 75/- Lagega; 75. Then Pilot says 'Army' and he is allowed to pass.
#Modi'sOneYearInOffice:
Indian tax payers shall have to work very hard for the next 4 years to support Modi's tours abroad!
Dear Earth,
Go to Settings -> Select Sound -> in Vibration option select No.
No More Earthquakes.
Irony:
Today the debate on Black Money Act is going on in Lok Sabha and at the same time Jayalalitha acquitted in black money case!
Mother's Day celebrations extended by another day.
Amma acquitted.
#JayaVerdict
After hearing Rahul for 3 hrs in a rally, all the farmers collected 100 each and gave to Sonia Gandhi, saying
"you should also be compensated... Fasal To Aapki Bhi Kharab Hui Hai!"
Flash News:
Narendra Modi might visit India this month.
#RahulReturns:
I want a job where my colleagues welcome me with fireworks after an unannounced and unexplained 56-day leave!