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Amit Shah gets clean chit:
BJP has found the way to de-criminalize their party. All investigative agencies will be advised to summarily drop all charges!

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Breaking News:
Avian Flu - Chandigarh Police arrests many husbands while taking their wives forcefully towards Sukhna Lake!

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I'm offended by political jokes. Too often, they get elected!

Forget about bringing Black Money from abroad;
Let's first try to bring back our PM from abroad!

Acchhe Din Aa Gaye... IRCTC Subah 10 Baje Khulte Hi - 2 Minute Mein SERVICE DOWN Status Aa Jaata Tha... Abb 1 Minute Mein Hi Aa Jaata Hai!

If the person you are trying to diagnose politically is some sort of intellectual,
The chances are two to one he is a Democrat.

The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
Others change their principles for the sake of their party!

Just heard the news - Nobel for Jayalalitha...
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I almost fainted.
Later, when I heard it again...
it was NO BAIL for Jayalalitha!

I saved Rs.40000 on Flipkart...
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As all items which I wanted to buy were out of stock!

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