Jayalalitha demanded bail on Health ground;
But she was denied it on Wealth ground!
Because
Health = Wealth
Obama is simply surprised at India's PM:
Jo Aadmi Pani Pi Ke Itna Bolta Hai Socho... Woh Daaru Pi Ke Kitna Bolega!
We, Indians have a plenty of confidence in this country;
But we are a little short of good men to place our confidence in!
Chinese Premier Xi Jinping's wife was very happy coming to India. She got so emotional when she observed that all men are not the same!
At dinner, after Gujarati main course, Narendra Modi to Xi Jinping: Now, let's have some dessert.
Xi Jinping: What have we been eating for the last one hour?
HUMBLE APPEAL:
He has served us Beer when we were Sad or Happy. And now he badly needs our help.
Please save Vijay Mallya by
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ADOPTING at least ONE Kingfisher Air-hostess!
People who post their videos of taking Ice Bucket Challenge are usually the same people who ask you not to play 'Holi' to save water!
In today's India:
Sound is measured in 'Arnabs';
Laughter in 'Sidhus';
Silence in 'Manmohans';
And 'Stupidity' in 'Digvijays'!
I have been doing the Ice Bucket Challenge for a long time... but
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the ice finishes after a few drinks!
Ice Bucket Challenge is fine... but an 8 piece KFC Bucket Challenge sounds more interesting!