Modi's dream for prosperous India:
India ko Banana Republic se Republic Banana Padega!
If Arnab Goswani and Dolly Bindra get married... their kids would be the most advanced sound system ever built on our planet!
Smriti Irani's Educational Qualification:
Under the new HRD guidelines, students will either Pass or Yale!
Dedicated to another Petrol Price Hike:
The days are not too far, when our take home salary won't be enough to take us home!
The general expectation is that the semi-final line-up will be
B: Brazil
A: Argentina
N: Netherlands
G: Germany.
So the World Cup will in all probability end with a B.A.N.G.
Look at Congress optimism!
Even with 44 seats, they still have a High Command.
What is it high on?
Ladies have taken out a big Morcha at Ghatkopar Metro Reliance Office in Mumbai... protesting the start of Metro as their husbands now reach home 2 hours early and they do not get time for Whatsapp!
Rail Fare Hike:
Well, if our trains cannot be world class, at least our train fares can be!
Something really bizarre:
Buddha left home for a higher calling leaving behind his wife named Yashodhara.
Mahavir left for a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashoda.
Modi left home on a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashodaben!
The Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other!