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Arnab Goswami: BJP got 289.
Alia Bhat: In how many overs?

NaMo: India has won!
Alia Bhatt: Was there a match today?

Had Rahul Gandhi lost from Amethi to Smriti Irani, he would have proven beyond doubt that he's serious about women empowerment!

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BJP alone 73 in UP and Congress alone 43 in India!
There is also a Rahul wave in the country. India is waving goodbye!

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Lessons for Indian General Elections 2014:
Dear Parents,
When you force your child into a profession against his interest, he emulates Rahul Gandhi!

News: Rahul doesnot attend Manmohan Singh's farewell Dinner hosted by Sonia!
Actually, Rahul is angry with Manmohan Uncle for leaving the PM's chair to someone else!

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3 heros of BJP's landslide victory in 2014 General Elections:

1. Narendra Modi
2. Amit Shah
3. Rahul Gandhi

Lessons from 2014 General Elections:

Modi: Single
Rahul: Single
Mamta: Single
Jaylalitha: Single
Mayawati: Single
Only single persons can change the future of country. The married can't even change the TV channels without the consent of their spouse!

I think LK Advani should be made the next President of India. Every Republic Day, he'll get to ride a Rath, too!
~Tweet by Ramesh Srivats

BJP in UP: 71 seats
Congress Total: 46 seats
BJP won by 25 Seats and 28 States!

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