Indians are so incompetent that... rulers come from Italy and voters from Bangladesh!
PA: MJ is joining BJP.
RaGa: Michael Jackson is alive?
PA: Arre sir... MJ Akbar.
RaGa: So you mean, Akbar is alive?
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen - the higher a politician goes, the scarcer it becomes!
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign with the funds from the rich, by promising to protect them from each other!
My bargain to my opponents.
If you stop telling lies about me;
I'll stop telling the truth about you!
1st phase of IPL 7 in UAE:
Please enjoy the matches... fixed toh Aapki Shadi bhi thi!
Bad representatives are elected by good citizens who do not vote!
Gujarat Govt. may discontinue "Kuchh Din To Gujaariye Gujarat Mein" campaign, after Arvind Kejriwal decides to canvass there!
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes!
For the first time in Indian elections, Congress and BJP are campaigning using the same slogan:
"Congress Ko Vote Doge, To Rahul PM Banega!"