Breaking News:
Arvind Kejriwal will not sit on any Dharna today!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!
19 Billion Dollars were "Last seen at" Mark Zuckerburg's account!
Now Mark Zuckerberg should take over Twitter to complete this WTF trilogy.
Arvind Kejriwal was sworn in on 28th December and he quit on 14th February. This, short burst belligerent period shall now be remembered as AK-47!
Azam Khan has bought a very expensive car. It is called "Mercedes Bhainz"!
I just want AAP's govt to last for at least six months. Not really for Delhi's development and improvement... but I just want to see whether this man removes his 'muffler' in the month of June!
Kejriwal is so honest that he went for DNA test before writing his dad's name on high school form!
Breaking News:
Delhi world's most polluted city: Study
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Had to be... with all the politicians of India living in it!
PA: Sir, Kejriwal ne Paani free kar diya.
Raga: Pata hai, 700 meter.
PA: Sir, meter nahi liter.
Raga: Lekin news thi ki meter se hi milega!