After seeing Rahul Gandhi's interview by Arnab Goswami, one may not know who will win but one can safely conclude for sure who's not gonna win!
Arvind Kejriwal likes Shakira's hips, because they don't lie!
The government has diverted the attention of the Indians from key issues to... checking the expiry date of 'Currency' notes!
Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads!
First Shashi Tharoor lost External Affairs ministry because of Sunanda.
Now he loses Sunanda because of external affairs!
My auto-rickshaw driver asked me, "Sir, Aage signal se Arvind Kejriwal karoonga"!
I asked him to clarify... and he said smiling, "I meant U-Turn, Sir"!
Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks Maggi noodles only for 2 minutes!
Dear Arvind Kejriwal,
Stop doing such Nautankis... let the status quo of corruption continue as it is!
Dear Delhites,
You are so lucky. You got to choose from Harshvardhan or Kejriwal... whereas we always get either Mayawati or Mulayam.
Your Neighbours,
UPites!
Now if AAP wants to make a stunning debut in Punjab, they should offer
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at least 70 litres free liquor every year!