Women staying home after 8 PM can prevent rape.
Closing petrol pumps at 8 PM can save petrol.
I think our politicians are high on 8 PM!
Dear Onion, Dollar and Petrol;
No matter how much you rise day in and day out, I'll always never change.
Sincerely Yours,
Salary!
What does 1$ buy you today?
Masala Dosa and Coke.
What does 1 Rupee buy you?
Only a video on Airtel showing how to cook the Masala Dosa!
New word being considered to be incorporated in Oxford Dictionary:
Man-mohan- ed: Verb
Meaning: Silenced by a lady, especially by the self assumed more powerful woman...
Used as: My wife and I had an argument; she yelled and I Manmohaned!
Law, without force, is impotent.
~ Blaise Pascal
Law is impotent, I am the force.
~ Asaram Rascal
Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?
Student: Ma'm, it's because they don't eat onions!
Food Security Bill passed.
'Food' for the Poor;
'Security' for the Congress;
And 'Bill' for the Tax-payers!
DLF: Developing Little Farmers!
Sonia Gandhi was admitted to AIIMS some days back. Doctors said it was a case of 'NaMonia'!
It's always been:
Thin Crust Pizza of Italy vs. Khakra Papad of Gujaratis.
Today, it's true of even India's politics!