I really wanted to crack a joke on 'Rupee'... but that would be really cheap!
Gurgaon should be renamed Jamaica since most of the land is "Jamai Ka"!
Ever since there's been a spurt in Onion price, my wife makes me
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"Chicken No Pyaza"!
The currency whose name ends with 'PEE' was bound to fall!
Every man is Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage!
Jain girls are in high demand for getting married by eligible bachelors because they know how to cook food without Onions...
Pound took affront to continuous comparison of Indian Rupee to US Dollar. As a result, it quietly moved to more than Rs 100 to the Rupee!
There are three type of ions:
Cations: Positively charged ions
Anions: Negatively charged ions
Onions: Expensively charged ions
Please give way to vehicles carrying sick people, including politicians!
Today, Rupee should tie a Rakhi to US Dollar and ask for unconditional support and protection!