Pro-tip for husbands:
Never ever buy your wife an XXL sized dress. Always buy a size small, but hold on to the receipt so that she can change it later.
Act surprised when she says that the smaller size doesn't fit her will earn you some bonus points.
You can thank me later!
New Tech Guy: Our devices are now 100% secure.
Boss: How did you do that?
New Tech Guy: I turned them all off!
If the husband is head of the family then, what's the wife?
The wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere!
The wife asks her wife, "Will you marry after I die?"
The husband responds, "No I will live peacefully"!
Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.
As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3
Witnessed a miracle today.
My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine!
As you come across people, bless them with love and peace. Wish them happiness, abundance and success.
Remember everything you put out comes back to you!
The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror.
The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready!
My wife and I share a sense of humour.
We have to. She doesn't have one!
If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first!
