A smart woman never yells at a man.
He must be afraid of her gaze!
According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.
That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!
Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself.
Good Morning and have a great week!
The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
We all know mirrors don't lie.
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Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh!
I have done some terrible things for money.
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Like getting up early to go to work!
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!
You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
That's what it's like having kids!