Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap!
If you are offended by my sarcasm?
Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it!
Husband: Why are you always on your phone?
Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here!
Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Professional courtesy! =======================
Balance is not something you find.
It's something you create!
Surrender and let the winds of change guide you in a new direction.
Good Morning and have a great week!
What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?
You're a great sport... when you lose!
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!