Who said women can't drive?
They can drive you crazy!
No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it!
I've been very careful and didn't give my wife any reason to be upset with me during the last week.
Now she's upset with me because I am not giving her any reason to be upset with me.
Women are unbelievable!
Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!
Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
The seven stages in a woman's life:
1) Infant
2) Child
3) Miss
4) Very young woman
5) Young woman
6) Young woman
7) Graceful lady
Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.
~ A frustrated housewife
Define A Woman:
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!
Women have 4 types of showers:
1. A quick body wash
2. Hair and body wash
3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)
4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress!
How old am I?
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me!