Lady 1: Where is your husband?
Lady 2: In the garden.
Lady 1: I didn't see him.
Lady 2: You need to dig a little!
The right woman is not looking for you, she is looking for herself!
Mysterious Fact:
Even women don't understand women at times!
A chatty woman could be annoying, but a quiet woman is absolutely terrifying!
Understanding a girl:
This is like downloading a 4GB file. At the speed of 2kbps. Which ends up with an error when 99% of the image has been downloaded!
Dedicated to all the women:
Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think - Damn, he is so lucky!
Women are very easy to understand.
They just need your attention, but not all the time. They also don't like too much attention, but at times they do. They like to be left alone, but not always.
All the best!
I'm sure it's exhausting to be a woman.
They have to remember everything that ever happened!
Elephants: We have the longest memories.
Women: Hahaha, really?
Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it!