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~ Steven WrightI went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. -
~ Author UnknownThe two rules of procrastination:
1) Do it today.
2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. -
![Early to bed, early to rise - makes a man unwanted, boring and lice.]()
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~ JD GhaiEarly to bed, early to rise - makes a man unwanted, boring and lice. -
![If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.]()
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~ Laurence J. PeterIf two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -
![All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.]()
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~ AnonymousAll my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. -
~ Henny YoungmanMy grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -
~ Steve PolyakBefore we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? -
~ George CarlinIf you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer. -
~ Arthur GoldbergIf Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. -
~ Mark TwainAll generalizations are false, including this one.
