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![One sign of good manners is being able to put up with bad ones.]()
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~ Texas Bix BenderOne sign of good manners is being able to put up with bad ones. -
~ Fran LebowitzThe telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. -
~ Don HeroldWomen give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace. -
~ Heinrich HeineOne should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. -
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~ Stanislaw J.LecA tired exclamation mark is a question mark. -
~ Arnold SchwarzeneggerMilk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -
~ Errol FlynnI like my whisky old and my women young. -
~ Stephen WrightI intend to live forever - so far, so good! -
~ Bob HopeYou know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -
~ Chris AddisonIt's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
