I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
These days nobody respects age.
Unless it's distilled and bottled!
Theory of Relativity:
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time!
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).
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Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!
Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.
100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!
When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!
That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."!
Priyanka - 38 Years
Nick - 26 Years
Malaika - 48 Years
Arjun - 33 Years
Anjali - 52 Years
Sachin - 46 Years
Me - 60+ Years
Glenfiddich - 18 Years
Nothing else matters if you love each other!
Shayars don't drink beer.
They Ghazal it down!