Got my second shot now. . . . . . . . Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options: Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose? Whiskey or Beer
I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
Warning: Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
Got drunk yesterday and puked in the elevator on my way back home. It was disgusting on so many levels!
Pro Tip:
Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober!
In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!
It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein, Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein! Happy Holi!