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Got my second shot now.
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Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!

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If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?

Whiskey or Beer

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I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!

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Warning:
Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!

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Got drunk yesterday and puked in the elevator on my way back home.
It was disgusting on so many levels!

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Pro Tip:
Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober!

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In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!

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It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

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Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein,
Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein!
Happy Holi!