By all means, marry. There should be people available to keep the liquor industry afloat!
I did the Maths. The last 15 years of marriage cost me roughly Rs 37 lacs.
On alcohol!
When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
When a woman drinks, it damages her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!
Did you know?
In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.
In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.
And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg
Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
Bar Maths:
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."
My bartender said, "Get your shots here."
I only drink on days that start with 'T'
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
Justice for Kangana
Justice for Sushant
Justice for Rhea
Justice for this
Justice for that
Just ice for me!
My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!