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Liquor - (Noun)
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!

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I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:
A dog that adores him;
A cat that ignores him;
A wife that abhors him;
And a drink that restores him!

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!

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People tell me I should drink less whisky;
I can't find that brand anywhere!

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Judge: You have been brought here for drinking.
Convict: Great, let's get started!

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I don't know the ingredients they used to make alcohol but am sure they added happiness, truth, and English!

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Who is this 'Moderation' that everyone tells me to drink?

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Just a thought. And I feel I am correct here.
An alcoholic is not one who drinks too much, but one who can't drink enough!

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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!

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I poured root beer into a squared glass.
Now I just have beer!