Liquor - (Noun)
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:
A dog that adores him;
A cat that ignores him;
A wife that abhors him;
And a drink that restores him!
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!
People tell me I should drink less whisky;
I can't find that brand anywhere!
Judge: You have been brought here for drinking.
Convict: Great, let's get started!
I don't know the ingredients they used to make alcohol but am sure they added happiness, truth, and English!
Who is this 'Moderation' that everyone tells me to drink?
Just a thought. And I feel I am correct here.
An alcoholic is not one who drinks too much, but one who can't drink enough!
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
I poured root beer into a squared glass.
Now I just have beer!