Alcohol is not the problem. It's a solution.
Kyonki Alco.Hal Hai!
I read in a magazine that you can cook delicious chicken dishes using leftover vodka.
I'm really confused. What is leftover vodka?
There is a device in the market which converts your thoughts into speech.
It is called Alcohol!
I still remember my first love...
I was 20 years old... Chi-Vas 18 years old!
I got drunk last night and watched the most hilarious comedy show on TV for two hours about a fat man trying to get out of the couch.
Then I realized that I was just looking at the mirror!
If you drink, you get high.
If you read, you get educated.
If you do both at the same time, you get highly educated!
I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!
Sad News:
My relationship with Whiskey is on the rocks!
After a few drinks, one part of me always says "I think I should stop drinking".
Fortunately, the other part says "don't listen to him, he's drunk"!
I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot!