If you see someone wearing a $20,000 watch, it's hard to know if they're really good with money or really bad with money!
Finding grey hair is a sign of youth. Older people don't have to "find" it. It's just there!
Adulting is knowing it's never too late to correct yourself!
The first 40 years of life are always the hardest!
I am suspicious of people who don't like dogs.
But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person!
I hope my kids know I don't really mean all the things this pandemic has forced me to say!
Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face!
If you cringe at your past behaviour, that's a sign of growth!
Once you are over 25, you don't need an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up right on time!
If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!