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What is the best time to...
6:30
You didn't let me finish.
It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down!

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When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you!

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The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up!
#FriendsReunion

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Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people!

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People are so ungrateful.
No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them!

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The irony of India people want...
Alcohol at any cost.
Medicines at a discount.
Lifesaver vaccine for free!

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Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%

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Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day!

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Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality!

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Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0!